BenOp Proponent: Now, to be clear, we certainly aren’t advocating running for the hills.
BenOp Opponent: I just think it’s absurd for Christians to run for the hills at the first sign of trouble.
Proponent: No, I just said I don’t believe in running for the hills. That’s not what we’re talking about.
Opponent: How are you supposed to reach the world for Jesus if you’re locking yourselves away in your monastery?
Proponent: We’re not proposing to create monasteries, much less lock ourselves away in them. Seriously, we —
Opponent: — I mean, go ahead and hide in your room if you want, but you’re totally ignoring the Great Commission.