At Burns’s birthplace they now have something called the Tam o’ Shanter Experience. There’s a café, a shop, a performance space and a place for exhibitions, the kind of venue friendly to schoolchildren and bus runs. We stood outside and Karl smiled at Seamus and sort of winked, turning his attention to Seamus’s woollen suit.
MILLER: Is that an Irish suit?
HEANEY: It’s like that. I can’t be seen without my Confirmation suit.
MILLER: Soon there’ll be The Seamus Heaney Experience.
HEANEY: That’s right. It’ll be a few churns and a confessional box.