Neopagans come in many styles, from celebrants of white-supremacist revisions of Norse religion to witches who cast binding spells against Donald Trump, but they generally have a few things in common:

  • They’re interested in the past only insofar as it supports what they already want and believe on thoroughly presentist grounds;
  • They hate Jews;
  • They hate Catholics almost as much as they hate Jews;
  • They hate other Christians almost as much as they hate Catholics.