the conspiracy is real

So the assumption here is that Hillary Clinton has a giant secret army of operatives assigned to thousands of polling places around the country to alter our votes? Plausible! But no more plausible than the assumption that that very same giant secret army is working with known Communists to control our minds through the fluoride in our drinking water. Prove to me that she’s not doing it, if you can.

But for anyone who’s serious about the threats to our social order, and our precious bodily fluids, this is the real worry:

hillaryalien

So, you don’t think that space alien baby, now grown up and entered into its full powers, is even now preparing the scheme that will ship Trump voters to the asteroid belt to wear out their lives as slave labor in the mineral mines. Can you prove to me that it’s not gonna happen?

Didn’t think so.